Trump’s future was bright when they turned out the light.
When they woke it was gone like a ghost.
How’d that happen if counters were sleeping?
Did the tooth fairy open the post?
No need to prove voters were buried
With counters so bent on computing.
They halted when Trump was pushing ahead
And re-opened when Biden was tooting.
If the tally was halted – who added the votes?
Ballots lock, stock and barrel for Joe
Skipping the rest of the Democrat list.
Except for the Big Man… no show.
Talk of deceit is unsporting
It is certain that no-one could fix it.
Just to be sure, they censored the people.
It turned out the press was complicit.
The president said ‘something’s rotten,
Bring the camera, turn on the mic’.
He began to address the nation
But the plasma screen flickered and died.
So we whisper these stories to children
In the hope that they’ll see the light.
It’s a tale to be told down the ages,
of an old man’s fate, turned right.
How a steaming hot mug of Joe
Kept the counters in the fight
And they counted and counted and counted
Those votes that go bump in the night.
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